people do crazy things when they’re in love

"Once again the eyes of the nation have turned here to this tiny village in Western Pennsylvania blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. There is no WAY that this winter is EVER going to end." - Groundhog Day (1993)

*whispers* help

*whispers* help

My fall schedule is perfect.

We just won’t talk about how much reading there will be for six history classes. Or how two of them are grad classes. Or how Ms. Meyer is the hardest grader in the department. Or how I didn’t notice that half of these are European history. 

It’s perfect.

ARTIST: Tom Lehrer
TRACK: Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
ALBUM: An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer