Please Don’t Touch The Cucumber Sandwiches., Ask me anything
Please Don’t Touch The Cucumber Sandwiches.
For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

 

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University of Virginia '16!

 

Tales of pirates, pythons, spacemen, spies, drivers, detectives, archaeologists, arsenalologists, lawyers, lepers, doctors, dancers, kings, keepers, cavs, authors, auteurs, old souls, and the young at heart.

 

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Look, when I was little I believed that if I grew up I would be Julie Andrews and marry Captain Von Trapp. Still do.

 

Enjoy.

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