Please Don’t Touch The Cucumber Sandwiches., Steve: Stanley Matthews was playing First Division...

Please Don’t Touch The Cucumber Sandwiches.

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

University of Virginia '16!

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Look, when I was little I believed that if I grew up I would be Julie Andrews and marry Captain Von Trapp. Still do.

Enjoy.

Steve: Stanley Matthews was playing First Division football when he was fifty.
Paul Ashworth: I'll bet you any money you like you're not playing First Division football when you're fifty.
Steve: Well, no. It's the smoking.
Paul Ashworth: It's not the smoking, Steve. It's the crapness.

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