For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.   University of Virginia ‘16! Tales of pirates, pythons, spacemen, spies, drivers, detectives, archaeologists, arsenalologists, lawyers, lepers, doctors, dancers, kings, keepers, cavs, authors, auteurs, old souls, and the young at heart.   Look, when I was little I believed that if I grew up I would be Julie Andrews and marry Captain Von Trapp. Still do.   Enjoy.Tumblr (3.0; @itsthebatman)http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ka7sSB191rq4642o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24141797733http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24141797733Thu, 31 May 2012 13:21:48 -0600“And don’t you mouth off to me, or I’m gonna slap you right in your penis.”<br/><br/> - <em>Herbert the Pervert (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jadeslemonade.tumblr.com/">jadeslemonade</a>)</em>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24141367677http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24141367677Thu, 31 May 2012 13:14:10 -0600debate lulz<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2lft3rsjJ1qc5l87o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24141140154http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24141140154Thu, 31 May 2012 13:09:59 -0600herbert<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3t9l0WCwk1qboghuo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3t9l0WCwk1qboghuo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3t9l0WCwk1qboghuo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3t9l0WCwk1qboghuo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3t9l0WCwk1qboghuo3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3t9l0WCwk1qboghuo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>not yet.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24141087432http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24141087432Thu, 31 May 2012 13:09:00 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jetlsCC21qku9iyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jetlsCC21qku9iyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ill-be-down-the-morgue.tumblr.com/post/23823573409/connie-anonymous-e-mail-amazing-performance-in">ill-be-down-the-morgue</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Connie:</strong> <em>“Anonymous e-mail: ‘Amazing performance in court today, great legs and smart. You’re the total package.’”</em></p> </blockquote>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24137925937http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24137925937Thu, 31 May 2012 12:05:13 -0600his dark shirts thoughI used to have fits<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uymo7CQJ1rnpb7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24137880176http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24137880176Thu, 31 May 2012 12:04:14 -0600ahahahahaoh<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pq3ugEND1qaxm50o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24137851064http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24137851064Thu, 31 May 2012 12:03:37 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4osfeat1D1qgu2gyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4osfeat1D1qgu2gyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4osfeat1D1qgu2gyo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4osfeat1D1qgu2gyo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4osfeat1D1qgu2gyo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4osfeat1D1qgu2gyo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4osfeat1D1qgu2gyo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4osfeat1D1qgu2gyo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>Let me get this right. Not only have you refused to kill the boy, you’ve even stopped the boy from killing himself, which would’ve solved my problem, which would’ve solved your problem, which sounds like it would’ve solved the boy’s problem.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24137599971http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24137599971Thu, 31 May 2012 11:58:24 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pp3d4gPw1rry5evo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pp3d4gPw1rry5evo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24127123949http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24127123949Thu, 31 May 2012 07:21:45 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cdpzhajo1rppb1ko1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cdpzhajo1rppb1ko2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24112924516http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24112924516Wed, 30 May 2012 22:38:59 -0600<p><strong>Home of:</strong><span> The Blue-Blazer Douche</span><br/><strong>Affectations:</strong><span> The side part; the insistence on referring to your school as &#8220;the University,&#8221; our third president as &#8220;Mr. Jefferson,&#8221; the quad as &#8220;the lawn,&#8221; and the Civil War as the &#8220;War Between the States.&#8221;</span><br/><strong>Overheard in the bleachers:</strong><span> &#8221;Well, at least our football players actually go to class and—hey, Dylan, this mint julep is </span><em>outstanding</em><span>.&#8221;</span><br/><strong>In ten years, will be:</strong><span> A member of an exclusive country club. Maybe a philandering public official. Not unlikely a lobbyist for a tobacco company. Possibly all three.</span><br/><strong>Honorable-mention blue-blazer institutions:</strong><span> Duke, William &amp; Mary, Johns Hopkins, Vanderbilt, Sewanee.</span></p>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24044044342http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24044044342Tue, 29 May 2012 21:40:34 -0600UVAtrue facts though<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4owpf5Pga1qioxq6o2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4owpf5Pga1qioxq6o3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4owpf5Pga1qioxq6o4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4owpf5Pga1qioxq6o5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4owpf5Pga1qioxq6o6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4owpf5Pga1qioxq6o7_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>28-33/<a href="http://szczeesny.tumblr.com/tagged/100afc">100</a> pictures of <strong>Arsenal Football Club</strong>.</small></p> </blockquote>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24040413734http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24040413734Tue, 29 May 2012 20:41:41 -0600arsene :3<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46bb4GXCp1qk52auo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Falling Brick Protector Hat, Strand Magazine, 1895</p> </blockquote>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24035371268http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24035371268Tue, 29 May 2012 19:31:56 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1krg8W38g1qehi0yo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1krg8W38g1qehi0yo2_100.png"/><br/> <br/>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24033352563http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24033352563Tue, 29 May 2012 19:05:28 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qkg3fYTV1qcpnc9o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qkg3fYTV1qcpnc9o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24033117764http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24033117764Tue, 29 May 2012 19:02:23 -0600joan/doncan't help it<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xcaiOF9P1qzcv7no1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xcaiOF9P1qzcv7no2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24023926070http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24023926070Tue, 29 May 2012 16:57:31 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44pzn0mei1qbw3a4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44pzn0mei1qbw3a4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24023388493http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24023388493Tue, 29 May 2012 16:49:38 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nxqinvsu1qfriu3o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nxqinvsu1qfriu3o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nxqinvsu1qfriu3o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nxqinvsu1qfriu3o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nxqinvsu1qfriu3o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nxqinvsu1qfriu3o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nxqinvsu1qfriu3o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nxqinvsu1qfriu3o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nxqinvsu1qfriu3o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>»<strong> <a href="http://scarletarrow.tumblr.com/tagged/favorite%20movies">Favorite movies</a> </strong>→ <strong>Casino Royale</strong> (2006)<br/><em>“I’m sorry. That last hand… nearly killed me.”</em></p> </blockquote>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24007835454http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24007835454Tue, 29 May 2012 12:45:50 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4skfrO7Gy1qakh43o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4skfrO7Gy1qakh43o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4skfrO7Gy1qakh43o3_r4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24007745681http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/24007745681Tue, 29 May 2012 12:43:57 -0600http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/23980029475http://itsthebatman.tumblr.com/post/23980029475Mon, 28 May 2012 22:24:24 -0600looking for a roommate 2k12