Jeremy: Now the Star in the Reasonably Priced Car tonight once said that she and her husband set their alarm clock an hour early every morning so they had chance to make love before going to work. Much like James May, although of course, he lives alone. [pauses, then grins]
James: [rolls eyes]
This week, we have something rather exciting going on, and that is, as you guests are more grown-up than usual, we’re going to do something very daring, and we’re going to treat you like adults, and we’re going to ask you to keep your own scores. So I have absolute… You see, I . . . I told the producer there would be a flaw in this system . . . You see, what I’m going to do at the end is I’m going to subtract the amount you lie by, because we’re also going to have an electronic check . . . But if you’re very accurate, I will give an extra hundred points to anyone who’s bang-on their own score.
I’m just saying…
James talking science does things to my ladyparts~
I mean…what? I said nothing.