Stephen:
This week, we have something rather exciting going on, and that is, as you guests are more grown-up than usual, we’re going to do something very daring, and we’re going to treat you like adults, and we’re going to ask you to keep your own scores. So I have absolute… You see, I . . . I told the producer there would be a flaw in this system  . . . You see, what I’m going to do at the end is I’m going to subtract the amount you lie by, because we’re also going to have an electronic check  . . .  But if you’re very accurate, I will give an extra hundred points to anyone who’s bang-on their own score.

The correct answer is yes.

Alan, presumably trying to set an example for how to avoid the glares of Stephen Fry after you’ve been rude. Also known as hide and then smile.

4. Alan Davies - Favorite People in 2010

• “There’s a lot to do when you’re a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting on with.” - Alan
• “In Alan’s world, knowing something is a kind of freakish, weird thing.” - Stephen Fry
• I love the way your mind works, Alan Davies … and I use the word “works” quite wrongly. - Stephen Fry
• ” We are victims of our own evolution; I just happened to have come in at this point and now I have to turn the lights out and can’t see where I’m going when I go to bed.” - Alan
• Alan Davies: I’m not as stupid as you think.
• Stephen Fry: No, you’re not. You couldn’t be.

"And… my little pony, Alan Davies."  - Stephen Fry - The Alan Davies Intro - QI: Series H ~ Highs and Lows (Epsiode 12)

Favorite

Rob Brydon: Well it makes sense now, when you think about when you’ve been in the hot country, and you’re tossing at night, you can’t get off, and then, and then you—

"And the depths of depravity… Alan Davies."  - Stephen Fry • The Alan Davies Intro - QI Series H: Episode 11 ~ Highs and Lows

jamarish:

Alan looks evil here

Stephen Fry: Where might you bump into the world’s biggest drip?

*screen cuts to a photo of Hugh Laurie*

Stephen: HEY! OI! NO!

Jeremy Clarkson and an appropriate background.

Phill Jupitus, Alan Davies, and Pudsey

He’s acting…

David Tennant’s “Sonic Thing”